still 1st episode

These are still Monday's pics...Computerised cheque printer. Very mafan 1. have to adjust the cheque before printing.

This one chun! You just have to key in the figure and it will do everything. Banks still accept cheques with figures on both the centre and on the right side of the cheque and no words to spell out the figures. like.... ringgit malaysia twenty thousand bla bla bla...

all computers in Accounts are connected to this. Sometimes it will be disconnected from the computers also. Really kee siao!

my siao siao office

Heheh! 2nd part of my 1st episode...


Paper shredder. Never use it before. Don't even know how to on it.




Photocopier. One of my best friends! i often stand in front of it for an hour or two.

This notice is pasted in front of the photocopier. See the mistake? i really wanted to laugh everytime i photocopy documents.

Closer view of the 'funny' notice.

Chunted 'all-in-one' rack!

Huge stapler and puncher. Yet sometimes not enough to punch and staple all the huge stacks of invoices altogether. Have to separate them lor.

Sometimes i can even reach much earlier than this.

My previous working station. Got computer and it's hidden from others! Can dig my nose as i like!

From left: Manual cheque printing machine, computerised cheque printing machine with trailer, and the phone that rings very often and normally sounds like this... is the cheque ready? Suppliers lifelong tag.

Suddenly...

hello hon hon! am i cute? honhon: who u?!

hon hon: argh! it's a fish! takut takut!

fish: come nearer lar... i like warm people you know...
hon hon: no.......... get away from me!

fish: ceh! me also you scared. don't want to care about you anymore... (swims away)
hon hon: fuhhhh.... at last the fish cabuted!


Be prepared to laugh anyway, because this is ridiculously unbelievable that...

... my company still uses

Windows 95!

Please wait patiently for part 3 of episode 1. LOL. itz late now.

my dwelling place for the past 2 months

Haha, i think some of you are curious about my working place. Well, since this will be my last week there, i'll show you guys and girls a series of pictures. Three episodes. This will be the 1st 1. enjoy! =>

On my way to work, i'll always pass by this lamp post when i go up the stairs to the monorail station at Times Square.

Normally at this time, i have not eaten anything for breakfast. So this lamp post reminds me of something...

PRINGLES!!!

LOL!

Let me continue.

Err... let the pics tell the story.

i always use this old typewriter to issue urgent cheques. Can't believe this is still existing in offices and being used frequently.

Well... i'll add in more later... it's late and i'm sick.

boss wanna keep me?!

This is the strangest thing that can happen in any offices!

The FC in my department... not Football Club ok?! The Financial Controller, who has the same surname as i, asked me when am i leaving. i said coming wednesday. Then she answered, "So soon arr...?" My colleague was expecting me to work longer also.

Apakan daya, F6 gonna start very soon, real SOON. Availing myself to work until wednesday and leaving 2 weekdays for me to rest is already being kind to them.

Strange hor? i'm not with CAT or ACCA or whatever qualifications, not even Prinsip Perakaunan in SPM, yet they wanted me to stay. Perhaps i'm a cheap labour in their eyes?

They planned to hire someone to replace me. To be accurate, to replace the one before me. The workload is killing me! They'll work my ass off! But i guess never mind. i shall have a smaller butt. Melissa! Beware! i'm gonna win you! LOL.

i shall be half alive (to be positive)/half dead (to be negative) when i return to F6.

chicken or egg 1st?

Let's clear this doubt once and for all.

If you were to ask me chicken or egg 1st, my answer will always, always be CHICKEN 1st. Let's not argue like others who argued about this for ages.

This can definitely convince you guys and girls.

Genesis 1:25 God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestocks according to their kinds, and all the creatures tha move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.

Let's see. If there was an egg 1st, God woudn't have made Adam and Eve. God would make a sperm cell and an ovum cell. Think of it. It's not that chiiim after all.

So remember. Chicken exists first!

manner = become more man

Guys! Don't let anyone say that you have no manner! LOL. should be manners...

Today is kinda special. Well, i somehow start to think like a man. I feel more like a man. That's the result of spending much time with God, i guess.

Psalm 37:4 says, Delight yourself in the LORD and he will give you the desires of your heart. Now that's encouraging and it just happened to me leh!

bye bye day...

It was my 1st experience ever to let friends stay in my house. Better or worse still (i don't know), 3 slept on my bed last night. Historic event, huh?

On Thursday evening, Shaun the Sheep came down all the way down from Penang island to meet up with the JS people in HELP college, which was on Friday night, and also 'kai kai' a.k.a. lepaking on Saturday.

Then on Friday night, Chia Ching the mecho... not macho, and William the blur... they say 1...came. Kesian 3 of them for coming at the time when i was busy. Well, Friday still have to work. Shaun has to wake up super early & go to Times Square with me. Haha. The shops are not even opened then. Saturday was my anugerah cemerlang... err... speech day lar. 3 of them had to wake up early also. I guess it's too bad for 3 of them who is not so disciplined in waking up like me, especially William... sorry arr... bocor ur sleeping skills... You really can sleep.

So about today. It's their departure date. William was the 1st to leave. Once we reached Sentul , after some hugs, he left. Next was Shaun. Brought him to Puduraya bus station. He looked tired. Thank God that he's safe. Sms-ed me when he reached Penang.

Then Chia Ching's turn. This 1 have to say more.

In the KTM heading towards Seremban, Chia Ching dozed off. i was sitting beside him. As i looked at him, i can't help but to pray for him in my heart. All i could pray for him was that God will protect him and bless what he does, especially when he steps into fulltime ministry, which will be sooner or later. My eyes were wet. But i tried my best to hold my tears back.

For the first time, i felt that KTM trains are very fast. Why can't the train be a little slower so i could spend more time with him? Lol. i know i'll leave him very soon.

Reaching Serdang, Ching woke up. i didn't look at him. i didn't want him to see my eyes wet. He told me to take care and i just patted his left knee. Then i left. He was the only 1 that didn't hug me when we departed. Maybe he thinks that we are very near to each other. Or simply he's blur, just woke up from the nap. He also told me something like he feels safer to nap in the train when i was beside. That comforted me a bit because it sounded like i'm of some use to him.

This morning i actually planned to blog about the complaints about them in my house. But i prayed that God will lead me whether to blog about that. Well, i guess that's not appropriate, so i blog about this.

Never had i felt like crying for a friend whom i know for years, but as for this friend i knew for less than half a year, who had hurt me unknowingly, my heart felt the sorrow when i was about to leave him.

Lucky you, Chia Ching.

Perhaps blessed me, to have such a wonderful and vibrant friend like Ching.

hollow specs

This is what happening to me now. After wearing specs for the whole day, even after taking it off now, occasionally i'll be adjusting my specs, which is not even on my face. Even the cleavage behind my ears felt like something kepiting my skull. Biasa in 1 day. LOL

drive or not?

i think i'm a coward. i'm don't like to compete and i'm not competent.

i always put myself in those situations and those thoughts make me freak out.

For example, driving. Since that siao experience in Sitiawan and also two accidents that my brother met, which the first one i was in, i have a little trauma in it, especially when the car i'm in is so near to the next car.

In the car racing laps in Sitiawan, the maximum speed was only 60 km/hr. Even that, i felt the pressure. It was a suffering experience.

Last week after dinner, i had to follow my mummy to fetch my brother to PJ. He stays there mar. As she sped on the road (which i was thinking so, but for her, it's slow), i tried to relate myself in that situation. Lol. It was scary.

Now i doubt. Should i or should i not learn driving? Hmm...

tag=nag... x tahan weh

This 1 Michael Sam 1...

1. What have you realised recently?
i just got fatter...

2. Have you given your first kiss away?
to my pillows... lol... i dunno how many times lagi. my sleeping pose quite bad.

3. If you were to be stranded on a deserted island, who are the 11 blog buddies you would take with you?
must be blog buddies meh? i dunno lar... but must bring all my js friends together lor esp my 2 bros...

4. Where is the place that you want to go the most?
somewhere over the rainbow

.5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
everyone on earth to be saved and brought up to heaven

6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
duh... so many times... double rainbow is common nowadays

7. What are you afraid to lose the most now?
many things... but definitely not weight

8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
if that 1 mil can save some souls to heaven, i'll consider investing on that...

9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
if she loves me, haha... i'll try my best to make her confess to me

10.List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
mike? lol... has he any? loud, noisy and friendly!

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
she must be... hmm... *giggles*... never mind...

12. Which type of person do you hate the most?
do u have rights to hate anyone? Luke 6:27a says love ur enemies. Luke 10:27c says love ur neighbours as yourselves. See?

13. What is the one thing you cannot live without?
God's grace

14. If you have faults, would you rather the people around you point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
be told in private

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
the love of GOD and His daily renewed mercies

16. Are you a shopaholic or not?
not really. scared of overspending

17. If your house burned down, what is the ONE thing you’d save from your room?
my Bible cover with the Bible inside.

18. If you have a chance. Which part of your character you would like to change?
my siaoness

19. Whats the last shocking thing you've seen or heard?
"andrew... i think u can become a pastor later"

20. [supposely my question] Are you happy you've been tag by me? why?
sort of... cuz i know people do read my posts.

Why men must be fit?

I think you guys and girls remember how i was so choosy in food, how i calculated the calories of the food i take and how i make sure my portion of food is lesser than most of the people.

In many people's eyes, these acts are normally done by girls or some super DFA people. You might even think i'm one of the two, or both. And i'm a metrosexual... whatever... whatever...

But try to think from another perspective. Why not cut down on calories and be fit? I am in a way being fair to my future spouse, if i ever have one.

Let's not make this a taboo subject. To be frank, both men and women wants to have good body contact with the partner, as in ahem... sex. This is planned by God to reproduce and enhance the couple's intimacy.

Imagine a wife who has a husband with big belly. Somehow she might think like this, "My friends husbands are so macho, so yeng, but my husband got big belly, so not attractive." Eventually this will lead to adultery. Many of us might think that love is blind. Love can cover all flaws. Hello? Wake up, that's agape. God agapes us, but still, our flaws are laid bare in front of Him. And how many would actually love their spouse enough to die for them? Not many, i would say.

In 1 Corinthians 7:14, it says "The wife's body does not belong to her alone but also to her husband. In the same way, the husband's body does not belong to him alone but also to his wife." When you get married, your body also belongs to your spouse. So take good care of it to please your spouse.

If a husband or a wife refuses to keep a healthy body, it somehow... i mean somehow... it reflects that person as someone who doesn't know how to manage his or her life well.

So from now on, start to prepare youselves for a happy and blissful marriage. Be fair to your spouse.

i got it again...

literally red HOT guy...

Sorry weh, my hair is not so nice at the moment.

By the way, i'm not kiasu ok? The McD people gave me one. I didn't beg from them.

Shit prawn

My father just called home and said he's not having his dinner at home. So kesian me because i have to eat his share.

Stupid prawn, got additional stuffs one. The dung lar...

what makes a christian a christian?

Lunch time for me was real beh syok.

Today the canteen in my working place served ice-cream for dessert. The staffs there were so 'smart' that they display it out, not in an ice box or fridge. So it was melting. The ice-creams are packed in hard little paper covered plastic containers so it's easy to be served.

The first thing when i collected my lunch and sat down was to open the ice-cream container and see how much it melted. It was melting fast and getting very soft, so i rushed back to the counter to get some ice to cover the container lar, at least can make it tahan a little longer.

So a stuff...yes! stuff again! She hor, like a little tak syok me. i tried to reason with her that i need those few cubes of ice to save my dessert. But she sort of scolded me, saying 'aiskrim ini sejuk sampai keras. Tak payah ais.' Then she sort of challenged me, 'Kalau aiskrim dah cair, you datang tukar.' Oh please, i've already taken a bite lar. Really feel like taking the ice-cream and throw on her face and say 'inilah keras!'. Or just simply make noise and embarass her. i didn't.

I returned to my place to finish my food. All i could think was that i don't want to finish the food and try my level best to say it that their food really sucks.

But then, something strucked me. Suddenly i remembered that i am supposed to be salt and light to my working place. Immediately i became like a good boy, though the anger is still in me. My thought switched. No point making so much trouble just over the meal. So i told myself to just finish the food on my plate and cabut back up to continue working.

Then i finished them, put the whole tray on a designated place, went back up.

Well, what makes a christian, a Christian? A Christian loves and forgives 77 times, or more. A Christian loves his/her enemies, does good to those who hate him/her, blesses those curse him/her and prays for those who mistreat them. Thank God that HE taught me this lesson even i was 'enjoying' something that throws my stomach upside down.

i wear specs liao!!!

My face sucks, right?

My hair is undoubtly suckz... haiz... stupid camera lor. Take low quality pics.

tag lagi?!

Instructions: Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.

1. At what age do you wish to marry?
Do you think i will get married?

2. What is your most favourite thing to do?
Eat, sleep and... whatever... i don't have enough sleep!

3. If you have a close close close close friend since childhood who loves to take away whatever you like, including guys/girls, and he/she always wins, will you still consider him/her your friend?
i hope i'll pray for him/her. Luke 6:28 2nd part says, "pray for those who mistreat you".

4. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
Make an impact in the lives of Youth today

5. Do you believe you can survive without money?
You can hardly or never survive in Klang Valley without money. Sure thing!

6. What are you afraid to lose the most?
the LOVE of GOD

8. What do you feel like doing, right now?
rebond my hair and slim myself down

9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
no gua... i'll wait for her to confess to me.

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
James... hmm lemme think.
Cute... adorable but ug..ahem... jk lar. He looks cute with his specs lor.
Has a heart for God's work... he doesn't play a fool with his post
kind! He drove the Sentul kids to lrt station from PJ Trinity leh!

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
34-27-34... joking ler. she must be a Cantonese speaking Christian girl. Younger than i a little. Thinks maturely. Really fears God, not nominal Christian. Always wanting to attach to me yet able to give me personal space. Never dominates me. Loves me. Lets me kiss her forehead. more coming...

12. Which type of person do you hate the most?
'Chuen' people who think so highly of themselves. My foot!

13. What is your ambition?
Getting a degree or whatever in Chinese Medicine and go become pastor after a few years of doctoring using Chinese herbs. my current ambition lar...

14. What is the thing that will make you think he/she is bad?
being a cool person to the point of 'lala'. i'm not against cool people ok...

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
God, who is my Provider, Healer, Peace, Righteousness...

17. If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
i want to be a more manly person, at the same time, gentle with a manly touch... x lembut type

18. Who is the person that you can share all your problems with?
i think only God. Not even my close friends i share everything. Sorry weh to you all, i hope u guys understand me, my close friends.

19. How do you see yourself in 10 years time?
Standing on the pulpit? slimmer? taller? more yeng? taking a patient's pulse? praying for people?

20. What would i love to do once in my life time?
lick the toilet floor. i already did that in PD Methodist Centre and would not do that again.

malas wanna tag people. if you feel like you want to kena tagged, feel free to copy this and inform me once you've done.

kiasu kl folks... cannot tahan

You see, KL seems to be a place of wealth. But have you seriously think of it before, that the cost of living in KL is so high that the upah benar... err... Ekonomi Asas students know whats that.... yeah the upah benar is very low. Even small towns like Sitiawan, people earn lesser than KL folks, but can be richer than them, because the things are cheaper there. Upah benar higher. So you get the idea of upah benar now?

KL people can be soooooo kiasu. This happened on Tuesday after working hours. I was at the monorail station. Some McD guys were distributing some sort of leaflets. A woman asked for more. Coupons again. Yucks... The guy gave her a lot and even asked her to pass some to her friends. Both also kiasu.

So on Wednesday morning, i reached the station and was greeted by the McD guys... n girls. They were raising their voices and said "Mc Donald's free breakfast!" Wow. They passed to me one. See, i'm not kiasu, i didn't ask from them.

So this is it... no purchasing condition lagi.

Well, i actually sort of ran away on Tuesday evening to avoid receiving anymore leaflets. So, u think, was i stupid? i'm not kiasu ok!

God's grace is so wonderful

Let me start my story from the time i almost finish working.

My job ends at 6 p.m. It was 5.30 p.m. and the sky was pouring super heavily. All i did was to tell God in my heart that i'll be leaving at about 6.30 p.m., and the rain to stop completely at that time, because of my halfway done tasks. So when i left my office at 6.20p.m., well, the rain stopped completely. Walau eh... God really listen to my requests leh.

Then i was in the monorail station. As usual, that place is crowded. As the carriage came and people forced their way in, i was almost at the door. All i was thinking was that the guard will signal to shut the door before i enter, and i'll hop into the next one. But the guard... he stretched his left hand and swept the people in the carriage, including me! Then i thought, it could be God's will why i got in, perhaps to get the coming bus?

I guess it was. Just moments i reached the bus station after the monorail, just about 7, my only bus to home came. So it was for this reason lar... i got 'stuffed' into the carriage. If i were to get a later one, i guess the bus i'll hop in will be at 7.30 p.m.++. And guess what, the front door stopped just in front of me, that i do not have to 'fight' with other passangers to get in fast and get a place to stand. No place to sit liao... sometimes no place to stand oso...

Though these don't seem to be dramatic or great, but little blessings and good things that come in time or on time will be cherished by me. i can count my blessings and be thankful because of these, and these little encounters made me to have stronger faith in God. Thank Him...

kena tag... AGAIN!!!

this one is from Enwei... Miss Kuantan lor... this shows that im always popular... ceh perasan


List out Top 5 present you wish for:
1. A car. once i get 1 i'll learn driving
2. Sushi, fries, potato wedges, chicken patties, bacon wrap prawn... droolzz

3. hp with mp3... or just something portable that plays music
4. New hairstyle. Must be straight hair!
5. slim body, pimpleless face, tall frame...


The person who tagged me is Enwei

Your 5 impressions of Enwei:
1. eats a lot

2. won't get fat

3. kononnya Ms Kuantan. Neh, that Uncle Chye Kooi Loong lor, National War Historian called her that...

4. She cannot live without chocolate. Must be imported one lagi.
5. kacau-ed and continue kacau-ing me with fish



Most Memorable Things he/she has Give/Done for You

putting up a fish pic on her blog to annoy me and bacon+prawn pic to make me drool...



The Most Memorable Words he/she said to You

C. Tan arr....



If he/she becomes your lover

Choi!!! don't even think of that!



If he/she becomes your enemy

Won't lar... i'm too hot to be hated

Enwei arr... sorry weh... i malas want to tag other people... still got tags from others belum siap...

ciplak punya office...

Today i real beh syok...

First, let me talk about the electric supply. Walau eh... suddenly cut off twice, just after i came back from lunch. Then i found myself cannot do anything because almost everything there depend on electricity mar.

Then hor, something happened to the invoices i settled yesterday. Felt so stressed!

The worst one. My pay got delayed again! Really kee siao weh. Originally they agreed to pay me every Wednesday. Then it turned out to be Thursday. And the next pay was Friday , and then Monday. So sweat man!!! Anyway today i didn't get my pay also. They said my 3rd pay will be combined with my 4th pay and will be issued this Thursday. No delay again please...